Fecal defenestration.

God is a child.

And what is more humourus to a child than a poop joke?

God created the universe with a mighty shart.

From the shart came fire, shit, and wind.

From fire, shit, and wind came life.

From life begat death, and more shit.

From death comes corpses that are fed upon by creatures that shit and more life thrives from the shit.

From cradle to grave all there is is blood, shit, and corpses.

That is the inherent absurdity of the universe, reality, and the very nature of God.

A child playing with its own shit.

And we.. well we are nothing more than the bacteria in the shit.

They say cleanliness is the closest thing to godliness..

Well I think it’s inherently the filth we wallow in.

There is nothing more holy and humbling than defecation.

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Thirteen Commandments/55 Precepts.

13 Commandments:

1. Thou shalt not perpetuate injustice through imprisonment or death.

2. Thou shalt consume a great variety, yet shun all that makes you sick without benefit.

3. Thou shalt love your blood-kin.

4. Thou shalt love the old gods as blood-kin.

5. Thou shalt respect all gods, yet bow to none but the absolute.

6. Thou shalt not feed the damned with negativity.

7. Thou shalt not perpetuate ignorance in one’s self or fellow man.

8. Thou shalt perceive all things as inconsequential; as all things shall be restored to the natural order given time.

9. Thou shalt not trap one’s self in a confined space, nor an idea.

10. Thou shalt cherish freedom, yet not at the expense of the innocent.

11. Thou shalt burn effigies to rid one’s self of impurities.

12. Thou shalt create many works with the intention to bless all things.

13. Thou shalt remain distrustful of the kin of Abraham and their teachings and devotees.

55 Precepts:

1. One must be free of impurities of the body, mind, and soul.

2. Pure love can only be experienced in the union of man and woman, all other loves shall be hollow; yet shall be respected as the choice of the individual.

3. Violence is only justifiable in situations of dire existential threat.

4. God is all things and you, and you are all things and God; therefore the individual must consider all things in unison.

5. All emotions are natural; yet one must not allow them to control one’s decisions.

6. All things can not be loved or tolerated, yet must be given autonomy without discrimination under the law.

7. All men must take merit into consideration when granting authority, reward, and biased disposition.

8. Nations must be homogeneous in mind, culture, and spirit.

9. Technology is to be prioritized in research, development, and progressive movements of a financial nature; within reasonable regulations.

10. Mankind must always expand ever outward and never stagnate.

11. Reality and language should be defined by objective truths.

12. Individuals should strive to better one’s physical, mental, and spiritual health before financial security.

13. Sacrifice must be voluntary and without doubt or trepidation.

14. The law of the land must be pertinent to exigent circumstances of a harmful nature or the intent to cause harm.

15. Education must be without opinion and must be beneficial to the future of the student.

16. Militaries must exist solely for the defense of it’s patron peoples and the deterrence of violent conflict.

17. Currency must always be based upon, and tradable for, a resource of immense and mutually agreed upon value.

18. Every crime must be met with a relevant and suitable punishment, no punishment should ever exceed the severity of the crime; and rehabilitory measures should be exhausted before extreme measures are taken.

19. An individual must shun all thoughts of deception and chastise usury of any nature.

20. The absolute God, above all other Gods; should not be defined with human qualities in an effort to facilitate righteous indignation.

21. All individuals must convene with nature at least once a day; grounding the nervous system with bare feet to soil.

22. All organisms consumed for nourishment must be treated kindly and given respect for their sacrifice.

23. All water must be free of toxins and impurities and must pass through channels with natural ergonomics to mimic the flow of the universal order.

24. All clothing should be made with minimally processed organic materials.

25. Propaganda of any nature must be denounced and promptly countered with reason.

26. All censuses and statistics must be gathered from as many sources as possible in an effort to properly inform the public.

27. No individual’s speech shall be censored or met with violent recourse.

28. Gambling should be denounced and strictly regulated, yet not prohibited.

29. All individuals should willingly feed the hungry, comfort the sick, and shelter the homeless as long as they have the resources to do so.

30. Life should be treated as a right and not a privilege.

31. All dreams, visions, and premonitions should be recorded for personal reflection; and all individuals should dedicate time to meditation.

32. One should cleanse their self in living waters every seventh day.

33. Individuals should maintain a comely appearance, yet never succumb to vanity.

34. One should fast between awakening and the zenith hour, yet not at the expense of one’s efficacy.

35. One should consume sweetness in moderation, for the tea leaf is sweet enough.

36. One should maintain a strong physique and test the limits of one’s physicality.

37. All people live in sin, but should abstain; and never claim moral superiority over another.

38. One should imbibe of the fruit of the spore and fermented foods, for they are the essence of life.

39. One should dress themselves with the oil of the clove and the ginger root.

40. One should not consume the flesh of predators without necessity; for it is unclean.

41. One should preserve excess food whenever possible, in order to prevent waste and unnecessary suffering.

42. One must not bind one’s hands, feet, or neck.

43. One must not succumb to fear and should emanate courage at all times.

44. One’s pets must be given autonomy and cherished as blood-kin.

45. One must sustain a natural vibrational frequency and Electromagnetic Conductivity.

46. One must make peace with death, for it is merely a transition, and no things have permanence; only the soul.

47. One should imbibe of grains whole whenever possible.

48. One should abstain from unnecessary suffering and seek comfort.

49. One should not consume alcohol in excess or imbibe before periods of rest.

50. One should always strive to make their environment as tidy as possible, for living in filth perpetuates filth within.

51. All people should work in unison to achieve a common goal before working to further one’s own interests.

52. Overstimulation and all things in excess are poisonous to the self, all people must practice moderation and take ample time to rest without thought.

53. One should revel in their culture and traditions.

54. One must never harm a child intentionally or unintentionally.

55. Even though the universe is inherently chaotic and full of conflict, all people must maintain order and cherish peace whenever possible.

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Germination.

Animate the internal eternal.

Light the path with your source potential.

Walk the golden road; activate the mental.

Create and alleviate; free hand or stencil.

A dozen ravens circle overhead.

Squeeze the monkey; twist and bend.

Transcend your consciousness; molt and blend.

Transformed now; the butterfly mends.

Wings now free, cocoon and seed; picturesque the apocalyptic scene.

Lead me to an early end.

Jesus fucking Christ; I’ve gone off the deep end.

Swimmin’ in blood and shit with a neat grin.

Call me a Welshman cause I eat sin.

You can’t cast me out cause I’ll creep in.

Holy fucking shit I don’t know where to begin.

Guardian demons and shower goblins.

Voices in my head; got a thousand problems.

Shadows in my peripherals; I’m out of pocket.

Madman’s drill in my ocular socket.

If I had a gun; I would of shot it.

Blot out the sun; put it on my docket.

Phlegm in my throat; gotta hock it.

Like a freight train smoking; gotta stop it.

But I’m a sad wizard; no cap.

God keeps my depression on tap.

Mediate between the spirits; I’m that.

Schizophrenic, ecumenic autogenic, pathogenic neurasthenic, authentic genus on the way out dressed in all black.

Buckle up buttercup it’s time to face the facts.

No one can match this bitter seed; I’m the king of cats.

Jesus fucking Christ; I’ve gone off the deep end.

Swimmin’ in blood and shit with a neat grin.

Call me a Welshman cause I eat sin.

You can’t cast me out cause I’ll creep in.

Holy fucking shit I don’t know where to begin.

Animate the internal eternal.

Light the path with your source potential.

Walk the golden road; activate the mental.

Create and alleviate; free hand or stencil.

A dozen ravens circle overhead.

Squeeze the monkey; twist and bend.

Transcend your consciousness; molt and blend.

Transformed now; the butterfly mends.

Wings now free, cocoon and seed; picturesque the apocalyptic scene.

Lead me to an early end.

Mediate between the spirits; I’m that.

Schizophrenic, ecumenic autogenic, pathogenic neurasthenic, authentic genus on the way out dressed in all black.

Transcend your consciousness; molt and blend.

Transformed now; the butterfly mends.

Wings now free, cocoon and seed; picturesque the apocalyptic scene.

Lead me to an early end indeed.

Germinate.

Germinate.

Germinate.

Lead me to an early end indeed.

Don’t fear the unknown; we’re just germinating seeds.

Animate the internal eternal.

Light the path with your source potential.

Walk the golden road; activate the mental.

Create and alleviate; free hand or stencil.

Transcend your consciousness; molt and blend.

Transformed now; the butterfly mends. -Michael David Ament

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